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Silly Scopes: Halloween Edition
Aries: I’m gonna hold your hand when I say this... you do not need three separate Halloween costumes. They may all slay, but Halloween is only one day. Taurus: Let’s be real, you like Halloween, but you’d much rather be on the couch eating a whole bowl of candy and watching your favorite comfort show. Gemini: Your calendar is BOOKED. You have five different parties to attend, and you will be hitting them all in one night.  Cancer: You love Halloween, but deep down, you’reÂ
Savannah Edgar
Oct 30
Silly Scopes: The End of the Summer Edition
Aries – After buzzing around all summer, you’re suddenly craving some downtime. You can’t wait for your binge-watching and couch-rotting...
Savannah Edgar
Sep 11
Silly Scopes: First Home Game Edition Â
Silly Scopes: First Home Game Edition  Aries: You’ve been waiting for the first game of the season, and now that it’s only a couple...
Ty Davidson
Aug 28
Silly Scopes: Love Edition
Aries : Use your eagerness and bravery to ask someone out on a date. The random cute person from across the hall? Or the classmate who...
Ty Davidson
Feb 20
Silly Scopes
Self-Care Edition Angel Dover Aries: Take a deep breath and practice some self-care! Your friends adore your nonstop personality, but it...
Contributor
Feb 6
Silly Scopes
Aries  – You've worked so hard this semester and have finally succeeded in your courses. Soak up the good feeling of a good (or passing)...
Kris Harrell
Nov 21, 2024
HO(C)O SCOPES
Aries : You should try to kick the field goal at the game! Even if you’ve had no practice, you’ve got this! Taurus : You will be carrying...
Staff Writer
Oct 31, 2024
Silly-Scopes
Get some weekly insight with the Silly-Scopes! Aries: Take some time to relax! You've ac- complished what you need to do, and now, you...
Elizabeth Odee
Oct 10, 2024
Silly-Scopes
Get some weekly insight with the Silly-Scopes! Aries: You’re going to need some organization in your life before next week. Maybe it’s...
Elizabeth Odee
Oct 3, 2024
Silly-Scopes
Aries: It’s time to pull out that project you’ve been putting off because you were having some creative block. It’s been long enough, and...
Elizabeth Odee
Sep 26, 2024
Silly-Scopes
Get some weekly insight with the Silly-Scopes! Aries – How does it feel to be a super SUPER senior? You’ve been here long enough; you...
Kris Harrell
Sep 12, 2024
Silly-Scopes
Aries: As the leaves begin to change color, you may find yourself tempted to invest in an updated autumn aesthetic. Freshmen Aries, I...
Emily Mosier
Sep 5, 2024
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