Aries : You all have to stop being so stubborn. Wearing extra layers does not hurt your pride and refusing to wear a jacket and then complaining that you’re cold five minutes later does not make you look cool.   Taurus : You were so frustrated you had to deal with the cold. For you, having to wear more layers, not wanting to leave the house and turning the heaters way up equals one thing: more couch time.   Gemini : It is not your fault you have stuff to get done. Even though

Aries: New year, new you! Time to challenge yourself this year in ways you didn’t know you could. Maybe you can go skydiving and then hit up a volcano tour! Oh wait, you might need something more extreme to prove yourself.   Taurus: You’ve always enjoyed the finer things in life, so that’s just what this year will be: fine.  Gemini: You’ve already plugged the latest social events and group gatherings into your Google Calendar, every day of this year has been booked already, l

Aries : You’ve already named yourself “head chef,” burned the rolls and are somehow STILL bragging about it, but the meal is fire, though.   Taurus : Maybe let's not pregame Thanksgiving food this year. You shouldn’t be halfway through your third meal by the time the actual dinner starts.  Gemini : Sure, family and food are great, but free time is even better. No school, no stress, no problems.  Cancer : You’re feeling lots of mixed emotions about Thanksgiving. Crying tears o

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