HO(C)O SCOPES

Aries: You should try to kick the field goal at the game! Even if you’ve had no practice, you’ve got this!

Taurus: You will be carrying ALL the coolers and cases of drinks for the tailgate.

Gemini: Go all out with your gameday outfit! Confidence is key for hoco. You know you’ll never wear that stuff on any regular day!

Cancer: Talk to all the alumni at the game -- you know you want to. Don’t get too emotional thinking about how this is your last homecoming as a student!

Leo: Ok, we understand. You know the rules of football. Please stop yelling at the television.

Virgo: You’ve been to every football game this season; you are dedicated. Let’s win this thing!

Libra: You’re going to make friends with so many people this week. Go to all the homecoming events!

Scorpio: Don’t be stubborn. You can’t leave at halftime! This is homecoming. You have to stay the whole time. What if they throw a Hail Mary in the last few seconds of the game?

Sagittarius: You better slay those homecoming events: the dance night, the skit night, all of it. I know your hands are sore from pomping, but it’s time to cheer. Let’s go!

Capricorn:  Don’t walk by yourself at the homecoming parade! Bring all your friends. Make them go.

Aquarius: Whatever you have planned for homecoming, it’s going to be the most creative thing we’ve ever seen. Please, oh artsy one, show us your crafts!

Pisces: Your family and friends came to visit for homecoming. Give them extra hugs for extra good vibes this week.