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Silly Scopes: Valentine's Edition

Writer: Neela Cole
Neela Cole
Feb 19
2 min read

Aries: After years of waiting, you officially have a valentine who gets you! For some of you, it’s just another year of being without one. 


Taurus: While you would rather talk about anything other than this holiday, you still tolerate your friends sharing their Valentine’s Day plans. 


Gemini: It doesn’t bother you if you have a valentine or not this year. At the end of the day, you still have your pets to keep you company.  


Cancer: You’re not too fond of this holiday. You think Valentine’s Day posts on social media are so overrated, but you still tap the like button on them.  


Leo: You could care less about this holiday. Flowers? Chocolates? Hearts? Yeah, they don’t phase you. 


Virgo: Galentine’s party is the way to go! You’re ready for all the romance movies. For the guys, you’re just happy you don’t have to bother sitting through a rom-com.  


Libra: You go above and beyond when it comes to asking someone to be your valentine. If you’re the one who’s being asked by someone this year, it’ll be hard for you to say no.   

Scorpio: You are all about love during this time of the year that it doesn’t even matter if you have a valentine this year. You’ll still support the ones who do.  


Sagittarius: You overthink the simplest things, so much so that it’s not even funny anymore. Just ask that person who’s been on your mind to be your valentine already.  


Capricorn: You’re indecisive on whether to say yes to being your friend’s valentine this year. It’s just for a day, so just say yes. 


Aquarius: You are a lovable person! Everyone loves to be around you, so it’s not even a question if you’ll have a valentine or not (spoiler alert: you do).  


Pisces: Valentine’s Day was so nice for you this year, you’re already planning for next year.  

 

 

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