Winter Weather: Silly Scopes

Aries: You all have to stop being so stubborn. Wearing extra layers does not hurt your pride and refusing to wear a jacket and then complaining that you’re cold five minutes later does not make you look cool.  

Taurus: You were so frustrated you had to deal with the cold. For you, having to wear more layers, not wanting to leave the house and turning the heaters way up equals one thing: more couch time.  

Gemini: It is not your fault you have stuff to get done. Even though you have nothing nice to say about the cold, you won’t let it get in the way of your to-do list.  

Cancer: You’re all for the winter aesthetic. You’d much rather be cozy with your fuzzy blankets and warm drinks. To you, the cold is the perfect gateway into your nostalgic winter binges.  

Leo: You're just upset the cold weather is dulling your outfit of the day. You might not like the weather, but somehow your fits are always fire.  

Virgo: You already know what to do. After stalking the forecasts, you’ve come prepared with gloves, hats and a ChapStick. You can’t fathom why other people aren't as prepared as you.  

Libra: You don’t know whether to dress up or look good. You decide not to sacrifice your outfits because of the cold, but you’re secretly regretting that choice the whole time. 

Scorpio: No cold weather will ever get you down. You “can’t even feel the cold” and find it slightly funny watching everyone else fight to stay warm.  

Sagittarius: What cold? You barely even noticed it because of your busy schedule. At least you didn’t until you stepped outside, and it became really annoying.  

Capricorn: You don’t have time to worry about the weather. You just throw on more layers and continue on with your busy life without a second thought. There are more important things for you to do.  

Aquarius: You are flaunting a perfect outfit that nobody else can understand. When asked how you’re not freezing, your response is always, “I don’t know, the cold never bothered me anyway.”  

Pisces: You love winter so much. Well, at least the idea of winter. You still need warm drinks and blankets, but who cares? It’s winter!