Silly Scopes: Thanksgiving Edition

Aries: You’ve already named yourself “head chef,” burned the rolls and are somehow STILL bragging about it, but the meal is fire, though.  

Taurus: Maybe let's not pregame Thanksgiving food this year. You shouldn’t be halfway through your third meal by the time the actual dinner starts. 

Gemini: Sure, family and food are great, but free time is even better. No school, no stress, no problems. 

Cancer: You’re feeling lots of mixed emotions about Thanksgiving. Crying tears of joy because everyone is home. . . crying tears of stress because everyone is home. 

Leo: Alright, let’s be real, you SAID you were locked in over the break, but the only thing you locked in on was your bed and the leftovers.  

Virgo: Time for the color-coded schedule, and somehow, you’re still spiraling because someone moved a chair. 

Libra: Time to put TikTok down for a second. Not everything you cook has to be a viral recipe.  

Scorpio: I know you’re looking forward to the Thanksgiving dinner, but maybe we should stay away from the controversial topics this year.  

Sagittarius: The SECOND the break hits, you’re on the road. You will not be seen until the classes start again.  

Capricorn: You were trying to use the break to “get ahead on schoolwork,” but we know that really means staring at one assignment for four days. 

Aquarius: You’re the master of finding bizarre new recipes that no one asked for, but somehow they always slap. 

Pisces: You wanted to use this break to reset and deep clean your room, but somehow you ended up with a bigger mess.