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Silly Scopes: Super Bowl Edition

Savannah Edgar
Feb 8
2 min read

Capricorn – You’ll order the pizza for everyone. You really want to hang out with everyone, but you always know what the score is for those who are not paying attention.  


Aquarius – You are just rooting for who everyone else thinks is losing. You are bringing the spinach and artichoke dip as everyone cheers for a team they didn’t even know was in the Super Bowl. 


Pisces – You are just here for the commercials. You’ll get on your phone when the game starts back up, but you already brought some sweet treats for everyone to eat. 


Aries – You bring the heat with your vibes and food. Hot wings are your dish at the party while doing every superstition so the team you are rooting for wins. 


Taurus – You bring your buffalo chicken dip. You are just there for the snacks and might watch five minutes of the game. 


Gemini - You grabbed a multi-pack of chips on your way over. You are paying somewhat attention, but you are really watching the people going at it online about the game. 


Cancer - You brought homemade brownies for everyone to eat. People help comfort you after your team loses. 


Leo – The host of the party.  You organized who was bringing what and have extra snacks prepared in the pantry for when things get forgotten. 


Virgo – You brought a charcuterie board filled with cheese and crackers. You plan to have a good time watching the game, but are waiting for Bad Bunny’s performance. 


Libra – You bring a fruit tray and take your seat. You stay in that seat for the whole game and are talking and just enjoying the party. 


Scorpio – You brought the sliders for everyone to eat. You are talking to no one as you are locked in on the game. 


Sagittarius – The life of the party. You are ready for kickoff and have brought the beverage refreshments for everyone to get the party started. 

 

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