Silly Scopes: Spring Edition

Aries: Spring hits and you burst outside like you’ve been released from prison, shouting “Who wants to do something dangerous but in short sleeves?” You then plan a hike, race and engage in a minor argument with a stranger all before lunch. 

Taurus: You step outside, feel one gentle spring breeze and decide productivity has been canceled until October, all in the name of Mother Nature. “Nature demands us to rest.”  

Gemini: Spring is the debut of your identity crisis. You will have trouble deciding whether you actually are outdoorsy, while also wanting to become a gardener, photographer and poet all at once. 

Cancer: You walk past your neighbors’ blooming rosebush, and a wave of nostalgia rushes through your body, tempting you to text your old situationship who made you cry incessantly. 

Leo: Winter is officially gone, and it is your time to resume your nature walks like they are your spring/summer fashion runway. The sun provides the perfect lighting for every pose. 

Virgo: Spring cleaning? No! It’s time for a spring audit; you open Excel and create a spreadsheet for Q2 called “Spring Improvements,” and this will be a recurring habit for all four seasons. 

Libra: It is officially the most beautiful season, and you will take multitudes of aesthetic nature photos on your walks, but only post one on your story, because you also like to gatekeep your aesthetic from others.  

Scorpio: You are in disbelief that spring is here to last, because you don’t trust meteorologists or weather predictions. However, you soften your hard shell by 3% and enjoy some needed sunlight- but you don’t smile, only an internal grin as the warmth hits your skin. 

Sagittarius: “Spring is about experiences,” and since spring has just begun, you have a list of 20 destinations, attractions and excursions lined up for the season.  

Capricorn: The show must go on. It’s nice to feel the sun on your skin, but you were born a hustler, and the hustle and grind never stop no matter what the weather. The sunshine is nice though, but you have to make time to fit enjoying it into your schedule. 

Aquarius: Lavender, hyacinths, gardenias, dahlias… you cannot decide which floral is niche enough to plant this season, but whichever one you choose must not allow others to perceive you as mainstream or trendy.  

Pisces: You create multiple playlists with aesthetic, spring photos and depending on which vibe or wavelength you are on depends on which playlist you choose. Sunflowers = happy upbeat pop, Carnations = sad melancholic Midwest emo.