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Silly Scopes: Finals Edition

  • Molly Griswold
  • 19 hours ago
  • 1 min read

Aquarius- You have a good balance between studying and getting a study group together. You’ll do fine. 


Pisces- You will spend no time studying because you got distracted by your cat. You’ll probably end up sleeping through the final. 


Aries- You’ll study for a brief period, but you have been had the material mastered for a few weeks already. Talk about being extra prepared. 


Taurus- You keep a calm head while studying. You are able to comfortably work through difficult areas. 


Gemini- You will study for all of four seconds, then get bored. You’ll decide to go out instead of study. 


Cancer- You will stress about grades until they are put in. You will be up until midnight every night studying. 


Leo- You will drink four red bulls just to get through class, then have four more to study in the library. Hey, at least you are confident for the final. 


Virgo- You are focused on all the very fine details that the teacher gave you. Turns out, none of it is on the exam.  


Libra- You have a study group like Aquarius, but it turns into a house party really quickly. Shockingly, you still end up passing. 


Scorpio- You overthink everything that is going to be on the exam… yet you only study the night before the exam. 


Sagittarius- While studying, you get caught scrolling on the internet for something more interesting.  


Capricorn- You study a minimum of three hours each night. You pass with a high grade then complain it wasn’t high enough. 

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