Silly Scopes

Fall 2025 Midterm Preparation Edition

Aries: Let's be honest, you waited a little too long to prepare for your midterms. It’s good you have your coffee and energy drinks because you are locking in a little too late.  

Taurus: You’ve been preparing and ready since midterms were announced. You’ve found your cozy little study spot and have been slowly working your way to perfect scores. 

Gemini: The 20 open “study” tabs on your browser aren’t fooling anyone. Everyone knows you’ve been yapping more about the midterms than actually preparing for them.  

Cancer: We all know you’ve been a little overwhelmed when it comes to your classes. After stress-crying for a few hours, you’re finally able to color-code your notes like a coloring book and get to work.  

Leo: You can’t do anything the “normal” way. Your best learning method is using those big, dramatically full whiteboards and explaining everything you’ve learned to your moral support friend. At least you know you’re going to ace your exams.  

Virgo: Like everything else you do, you’re a grade A planner. You had a study schedule ready weeks ago and are following it diligently. You might need to help one of your more chaotic friends stay on track with your organization.  

Libra: Studying is so much better with friends. You’ve rented a huge study room for your closest study buddies. If only you don’t get carried away the whole time talking about Troy’s latest gossip.  

Scorpio: Seriously, where have you been? How did you disappear for a week and come back knowing all of the answers? Your study habits are just as mysterious as the rest of your life. 

Sagittarius: You’re just trying to go with the flow. After procrastinating for too long, you decide to just “wing it.” You definitely already know all the answers you need and if you don’t, you’ll get the right vibes.  

Capricorn: You’ve lowkey been studying since day one. Why are you still stressed? You’re going to pop off on all of your exams if you can get over your test anxiety.  

Aquarius: You’ve been endlessly studying for days now. However, your friends won’t be able to borrow your notes because of the mind-maps you’ve created that only you could connect with.  

Pisces: We all know you’re trying to study, but sometimes your mind does wander. You’ve gotten a little tired of reading the same textbook paragraph over and over again and are praying your intuition can get you through this test.