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Silly Scopes 

  • Ayla Jones
  • Aug 21, 2025
  • 2 min read

First month of School Edition


Aries- Hit every booth and activity- from snow cones to bonfires to convocations, you will be the life of the party when you show up! 


Taurus- Call yourself an academic weapon. You will be ready to get to work and start classes. You’ll be like a hunter on the prowl waiting for those assignments to open on Canvas and submissions to unlock.  


Gemini- Go ahead and do it – go to every building and talk with professors, classmates and other faculty about anything! You should strive to befriend everyone you meet, get their social media and see what classes you have together.  


Cancer- You will spend as much time with family and at home as you can, and that’s okay! It can be hard to say goodbye to those you know and love. 


Leo- Lead it all! You will be the star of all the Welcome Week events. Make sure to be in all the photos and win all the games available. Be the center of attention! 


Virgo- Overly prepared much? Don’t lie, you got your books and materials three weeks before classes even began. You emailed your professors about the syllabus and timed the fastest route between classes. Pop off, actually.  


Libra- You are the ones who make sure no brawls happen to ruin the fun. You’ll keep the peace on campus and help out those who may have partied a little too hard! 


Scorpio- Busy bee, social butterfly. You’ll be yearning for restful weekends after a long week of classes, events and to-do lists.  


Sagittarius- Don't let classes overwhelm you. Take a breather, go out and enjoy nature for a while. You got this! 


Capricorn- It's time for you to try something new. Try learning a new language by joining Conversation Partners, join a new club like chess or badminton, or even just try a new restaurant for dinner. You never know, you might like it.  


Aquarius- You will be out seizing the day. You will hold events, organize fundraisers and probably already have a sign-up sheet ready for your very own club.  


Pisces- You'll have fun playing matchmaker, linking people together, whether romantically or as best friends for life. Don’t forget to find friends of your own! 

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