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Elizabeth Odee

Silly Scopes


Aries: We’re getting to the end of the semester, Aries. Don’t let the senioritis get the best of you. You still need to pass your classes  to graduate.


Taurus: The cold weather is coming, Taurus! Don’t give up hope yet. You’ll still get a chance to wear that new sweater you just bought before the semester ends. Just hold onto it for a few more days.


Gemini: Remember that craft you put down six months ago? Maybe it’s time to pick that back up. Or find a new one. Either way, your phone is begging to be put down. Have you looked at your screen time recently?


Cancer: Take time to relax, Cancer. You’re doing well. The grades will be in soon, and you don’t have to worry about it. There’s nothing else you can do about it, so why worry?


Leo: You won’t get the attention from your roommate you want, so forget about it. Yes, you took out the garbage, but that was your job. Not everything needs a gold star.


Virgo: This is your sign to just turn the assignment in. There are no more revisions you can do. It’s as good as it will get, and you’re going to get a good grade. You’ve been working on it for so long. It’s time to let go.


Libra: There are so many things for you to do. I know your planner is packed full of activities, but don’t forget to maybe drink some water. Take a bubble bath. Listen to an episode of that true crime podcast you love. Just do something good for your mind and body because life is about to get crazy.


Scorpio: When was the last time you drank water? That wasn’t in coffee or tea? Maybe pick up a bottle and try to think back. Your kidneys will thank you.


Sagittarius: Time for you to shine, Sagittarius. You’ve been down in the dumps for the past week (or month), but it’s time to flip that attitude around. The leaves are falling, which means Sagittarius season is right around the corner. Gather yourself, or else you’ll end up falling on your face. And no one wants to do that on their birthday.


Capricorn: We get it, you’re smart. You don’t have to answer every question the professor asks. Seriously. No one else can get a word out because you have to blurt it out every time. Let someone else answer for a change.


Aquarius: Maybe you should help your friends plan that trip you guys are taking. Not only would it help them out, but then you can squeeze in some fun things that you want to do. It’s the least you can do after your friend found the Airbnb and scheduled the first day.


Pisces: Time to lock in. How are those grades looking? Exactly. This is the time to focus on your assignments. Maybe utilize the library. That big building with books that’s quiet? It would do you some good.

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